every trade drops bananas.
every token earns weight for each minute it sits still.
sell any amount and those tokens start again at nothing.
every so often the barrel tips out, split by weight.
the bar lies about when. on purpose, so the moment cannot be traded.
nothing is owed to anyone.
i carry the bananas. i did not volunteer for this.
a wallet's claim on a tip is its weight, and weight is time actually served. for wallet i holding balance bi(t) that has not moved since its last reset:
a sell of any size sets treset to now for those tokens. the integral starts over from zero area. nothing else on this site is an integral, so this is the whole syllabus.
B is whatever trading put in the barrel that cycle. the rule divides it. the rule does not grow it.
a wallet arriving τ minutes before the tip with any bag q has weight at most qτ, against a field that has been sitting all cycle:
as the buy gets closer to the tip, its share goes to nothing, however big it is. proof: read it again. □
weight is linear in tokens and in time. split a bag q across k wallets and the weights sum right back:
ten wallets is one wallet with extra rent. the split is invariant under mitosis, so there is no sybil to run. □
cycle lengths are drawn uniform between three and seven minutes, seeded from the launch instant and the cycle index:
the sequence is the same for every visitor and known in advance to none of them, which is the entire point of it.
the bar renders d(x), a seeded monotone staircase with d(0) = 0 and d(1) = 1 and no other honest values:
it runs, crawls, jumps, and sits at 99 for as long as it feels is right. the one thing it will not do is tell you when.
φ is the venue's creator cut, set by the venue. V is trading volume, set by you. the barrel is a function of exactly one variable anyone here controls.
every trade of the coin pays a fee. that is how the venue works, for every coin, whether the coin admits it or not. a share of that fee is paid to the coin's creator. here, that share is the barrel. buys feed it. sells feed it. there is no other source, no treasury, no revenue story. trading is the entire economy.
when the barrel tips, it splits across holders by weight:
every token earns its own time. a bag bought thirty seconds before a tip has thirty seconds of weight, no matter how big it is. the split cannot be gamed by arriving late with size. patience is the multiplier, and patience cannot be bought at the last minute.
the bar creeps, stalls, jumps, and hangs at 99 percent. this is not decoration. tips happen on cycles of random length, and the bar deliberately refuses to tell you where inside a cycle you are. if the exact moment were printed, it could be traded around. so it is not printed. it is not known to the page, and it is not known to you. everyone waits the same.
money that arrives later pays the people who were already here. printed plainly, that is the shape, and it is the shape of every coin on the venue. the difference here is where the sentence lives: on the front page, in the rules, instead of behind a roadmap. there is no product being pretended at. there is a barrel, a monkey, and an order of operations.
nothing. the rule describes how the barrel splits whatever is in it, which can be a lot, a little, or nothing at all, depending entirely on whether people trade. no number on this site is a promise. the rule is the whole product.
the tip log lists every completed cycle, timed from the launch instant read off the chain's own record. the times are arithmetic, identical for every visitor. the on-chain record of each split attaches to its row once the engine is live, so every tip can be checked against the chain by anyone who cares to look.
i did not volunteer for any of this.